Time to slow down, pass on a few of them creatures,
to a young one with muscles and other strong features.
My back is aching, my shoulders are sore,
I hate to admit it
but I ain't young no more.
I love my alpacas, their bloodlines are fine,
let's make a deal
so that some can be yours rather than mine!
Select "My Aching Back Sale #1, 2 or 3 for discount details, then select your alpacas. Any alpaca on our sales list is included in this offer. Make your selection and give us a call, or send an email to: firstname.lastname@example.org. Financing available. We deliver free of charge within 50 miles of our ranch.
My Aching Back Sale #1
Pick any 2 animals and take 15% off their combined value.
30% down payment, 12 monthly payments, no interest.